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Too funny but I ain’t worried….

Young boys have no problem being boyfriend number 2 and back dooring another nigga. No bueno. That shit ain’t cool.
And young boys know they love them some older women.

femburton:

The Temptations, 1998

(via wayblackwhen)

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

(via thoughts-for-thots)

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flawlessxqueen:

I fall in love with myself more when there’s nobody around to co-sign me.

"POTENTIALLY, my next relationship could be my last. Im not getting any younger and therefore theres certain things that I just cant tolerate"

KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)

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charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

Eat the booty

(via thoughtsofpugh)

glamourousbetch:

tarynel:

brinaabee:

oh my god

I need a full length mirror so I can take better nudes

omg

Her couch tho

glamourousbetch:

tarynel:

brinaabee:

oh my god

I need a full length mirror so I can take better nudes

omg

Her couch tho

(via poeticanderoticdreams)

mxsxlf:

marrmaidd:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'did you get home safe'

'i can't wait to eat your ass'

'You taste yummy'

(via kingwildex)

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via poeticanderoticdreams)

manhood:

buttrimming:

vibruhtor:

Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine

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This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it. 

When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.

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(via msdeonb)